I feel oh so special.
I think I'm the only person in the world with water-proof purple liquid eyeliner on her foot.
Yes, you've read that correctly.
Yesterday, it was pouring rain outside. I ran into one of the nearest stores - sephora. For all who don't know, sephora is a relatively expensive make-up store where you can try on just about any of their products. As a result, sometimes I come out of there looking like a clown.
I saw some eccentric purple liquid eyeliner and thought "hey, why not?"
I applied it onto my eyes, and it looked kind of nice. Different from the usual black that I use. As I was looking in the mirror (oh, vanity), a lady walked by and unintentionally knocked over the liquid eyeliner.
Some of it splashed on my foot. I was wearing tan tights, and the purple went straight through the tights.
So, now, my foot has purple waterproof eyeliner on it.
It's not coming off so easiy.
I think I'm the only person in the world (1 in 6+ BILLION people) with waterproof purple eyeliner on her foot.
I'm sure it'll come off.
Otherwise, it'll have to go on my shidduch resume. Who will want to marry a girl with a purple foot???? I think there's a law that you can't go into any hotel lobby if you have a purple foot.
More restaurants? Ohhhh the pain. Oh, the agony. The torture!
But for now, I feel truly unique.
Now, off to write papers!